Today’s Spam Award…

…goes to whoever decided I’d be a good candidate for a ‘upgrade your office coffee’ spam offer.

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!

We got bottomless Peet’s brewed in a decent coffee maker, with real half-and-half from a carton. In real ceramic cups.

So, unless you want to rent us a barista to work a La Marzocco on site, we’re probably good.

Barista
If we really feel the need for Art Coffee, it is available at two Peet’s locations within a mile of the office.

Have I mentioned we’re a little spoiled at work? I do appreciate it, though, having drunk my share of corporate swill brewed by lightly-trained chimps from canned coffee almost indistinguishable from lightly toasted wood chips, in a percolator encrusted with Carlsbad Cavern grade mineral deposits and powdered petroleum byproduct ‘whitener’ as the only option – well, we’ve all been there, right?

I’m just not there any more.

La Marzocco
You wanna drop 5 figures on a coffee maker? Welcome to Team Caffeine!
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Author: Joseph Moore

Enough with the smarty-pants Dante quote. Just some opinionated blogger dude.

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