As usual, just reading the Google News science feed
I half expected an article about the Thatcher administration.
Let me save you the click: No.
Insert Your TED Joke Here. Fish in a barrel.
And here I would have thought teeth and claws figured into it. “Hold still, wildebeest, while I clobber you to death with my agility and acceleration, and not, as you foolishly supposed, my top speed!”