Some Headlines Say Perhaps More Than Intended…

Top two U.S. funeral companies merge as baby boomers boost demand

‘Boost demand’ should enter the euphemism Hall of Fame:

“Doctor, is there any hope?”

“Sorry, but despite our best efforts, looks like he’s going to boost demand.”

or maybe:

“I’m too young to boost demand!”


“The latest drone attack boosted demand in northern Pakistan.”

Author: Joseph Moore

Enough with the smarty-pants Dante quote. Just some opinionated blogger dude.

2 thoughts on “Some Headlines Say Perhaps More Than Intended…”

    1. Those are great, thanks!

      “What do we do now, Captain?”
      “We boost demand.”

      ” I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.”
      “Then you shall boost demand.”

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