Pitch Meeting I’d Like to Have Sat in On…

“OK, the basic story is Pocahontas – a tall blue Pocahontas with a tail – with the tool of  English Imperialism played by a tool of the Military industrial Complex. The rest of the plot is ripped off from a Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon with a dash of Matrix mumbo-jumbo. There’s a cool plucky primatives versus evil tech  battle – think tall, blue Ewoks.

“The visuals will be great.

“Now give me $300 million dollars.”

I for one will be sorely disappointed if the sequel doesn’t feature Hush-a-boom.

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Author: Joseph Moore

Enough with the smarty-pants Dante quote. Just some opinionated blogger dude.

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